Hello American Internet! My name is Zither, but on the web I go by DJ Endocrinologist. I’m the Town DJ and also the endocrinologist for my small town, whose name I can’t post here. I’m pretty sure this entire site is illegal, but I don’t think anyone else in town has the internet so I’m not worried about it.

The DJing I do for the town is all in the contemporary style, but I like making stuff inspired by the Old School in my free time. Some of my favorite local musicians are Iearamena Reaganslaw and Pinewoord Lamprey. Sorry, I do NOT like The Transworld Depravity. When I’m older, I want to be an international celebrity DJ like Leyland Kirby!

I know that will probably never happen because you can’t leave ---------- -----, and even if you could, our music is really hard to get into unless you’re from here. Especially the modern stuff, you’ve probably never heard anything like it. I think the Old School sound is pretty accessible though.

Also check it! I made a countdown to when my site goes live!